7x18 Comment-fic Meme

[glovered]

Hello! lazy_daze and I have decided that the time for comment-fic is now. In this past episode, Sam and Dean get shwasted Dean says, "I miss these talks." However, we do not see said talk on-screen.

AND THUS, THE INCEPTION OF:

Pimp: <a href="http://glovered.livejournal.com/69377.html"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/PU5jY.jpg" border="0"></a> RULES: (you know how this works) 1. Be Nice To Each Other. 2. Prompts should in some way have to do with Sam and Dean drinking together, things covered in this scene, or things they haven't talked about in a while or something? I don't care too much, tbh. 3. Use any and all characters you want! (RPF welcome so long as it pertains to this scene) 4. Art is also welcome, of course. 5. Prompt with abandon and fill things, too!

Fills
Sam forgets how his inhibitions are lowered and really does tell Dean everything Hallucifer used to say, including the lewd comments about Dean. by runedgirl

Sam usually would never agree to let Dean fuck him in a back alley behind a bar but hey, he's drunk and so is Dean and it seems like a really good idea right now. by juice817

This kind of sloppy, wet making out is really good. And, it turns out, Sam is a mouthy, filthy little fucker when he's horny and wasted. by lazy_daze

Sam, Dean, and some drunk baking. I would imagine a lot more of the food would end up on the floor rather than in the oven, though. (first fill) by bertee

Sam, Dean, and some drunk baking. I would imagine a lot more of the food would end up on the floor rather than in the oven, though. (second fill) by glovered

There are a number of reasons they mututally agreed that getting drunk together was a bad idea. But Sam had sort of forgotten the exact kind of bad idea it was until the words 'body shots' came up. by runedgirl

The problem is, when Dean gets drunk he thinks all Sam's ideas are smart. Even when they're really, really not. by de_nugis

"My lips feel numb, Dean. Are your lips numb? Mine are really numb." by afattribble

Sam's big brother knows everything there is to know about anything. Also, he's always right. Also, all his ideas are flawless and need implementing. Immediately. by orbiting_saturn

Sam drunkenly decides it's time to confess that he dug Dean's amulet out of the trash can two years ago after Dean rashly discarded it. by verucasalt123

Sam is an affectionate, grabby, earnest drunk, all big dreams and world peace and "I just...I feel like everyone should just get along, Dean, y'know?" by tiptoe39

Dean goes on a tangent about Castiel's mouth. ...Dean slurs a bit and says something along the lines of "Christ, those fucking lips." by bertee

Filming scenes like this is a real hardship. (rpf?) by novella34

Sam gets climby when he's drunk, and Dean mostly follows him around in a grumpy stumble to make sure he doesn't hurt himself. by akadougal

Dean decides baby bro is old enough to have a beer. He didn't know it would hit him so hard. by obstinatrix

Dean decides to refill his flask with that awesome, and really expensive-looking, booze. He leaves the flask out, forcing ghost!Bobby to witness whatever shenanigans ensue. by salacious_newt

Sam gets all handsy and affectionate when he's drunk. Dean's too drunk to remember why he's not supposed to enjoy that. by lavishsqualor

Sam gets REALLY horny when drunk. It's a problem. by orbiting_saturn

Well isn't this just the prettiest mental picture that ever was! by glovered

drunk!Sam obsesses about Dean's freckles. Dean will have none of it, thank you, his freckles are not cute or pretty or precious, they are rugged and manly. (fill one!) by glovered

drunk!Sam obsesses about Dean's freckles. Dean will have none of it, thank you, his freckles are not cute or pretty or precious, they are rugged and manly. (fill two!) by oddishly

Tell me if I miss any, and have a good day!

Comments

[lazy-daze.livejournal.com]

This got a little more cracky than sexy but HAI.

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Dean thinks there should be plenty of things that are more important right now than the taste of Sam's mouth - like, say, the fact that he knows what that is, now - but nothing really seems to have the same urgency as the need to lick his tongue along the soft edge of Sam's and decide what the flavor is. It's all pretty soaked in whiskey, but Dean's become fairly expert a navigating past that taste, and he can find - pizza, coffee, and maybe toothpaste hiding behind the ridges of Sam's teeth.

He moans - it's all way sexier than it really should be, the mishmash of taste in his brother's mouth and the dizzy reeling of his head, which he thinks is half this lethal clear alcohol of unknown origin, and half the way Sam's got his big palms cupping Dean's hair, winding in like they could get a handhold and tug, except Dean's not a mountain-man like his brother and has sensible hair. It doesn't feel so sensible now though, maybe. Maybe he'd like Sam to grab hold and drag his head wherever he wanted it.

Sam makes a noise and Dean gronas in response, then he realises Sam is trying to say something, his tongue moving awkwardly instead of sexily against the roof of Sam's mouth. He reluctantly drags himself away with a wet sound, and puts both his hands firmly on Sam's shoulders.

Sam stares at him blankly for a moment, like he'd already forgotten what he was going to say, which is - well, Dean can't really remember the last time he saw his brother this drunk, at least not without it being accompanied by some serious moping, so he can't say for sure that's so drunk Sam, but it feels like it's very drunk Sam, the entertaining version rather than the melancholic version; like the super fast connections in his big smart brain get all gloopy and slow and he thinks things and then they get lost on the way to his mouth.

"Dean--"

Apart from the important ones, obviously.

Dean starts to shake Sam by the shoulders, and Sam's head wobbles alarmingly and his eyes widen.

"Sam!" Dean says, because this is important. "It's okay. You know. It's okay. This is really fucekd up, but it's okay, because--" He feels like he has some really brilliant explanation for how it's okay despite the fact they're brothers and fucked up, but he can't find the words in the right order. "Because it is. Okay? We are good." They are, surprisingly. It might be the booze talking - whew, okay, it's been a long time since he's felt this odd kind of separation between the inside and outside of himself - but they are okay. Sam is alive and here and not-crazy and getting drunk and tasting really, really good.

[lazy-daze.livejournal.com]

He remembers to stop shaking Sam. Sam's head lolls for a couple of moments with the momentum, the he steadies it and blinks really hard and fast.

"Oh my god, Dean, I know. I know! I wasn't freaking out! Oh my god!"

Dean thinks Sam sounds a bit like he's freaking out, with all the exclamations, but maybe drunk Sam just really likes being indignant.

"I was gonna say, we probably shouldn't be doing this in front of the cameras."

Dean looks up at the camera slowly, then over at the screen, disproportionately amused at the slight delay. He chuckles for a moment, then remembers Sam doesn't seem to like the idea of the cameras watching them be incestuous. To be fair, Dean had forgotten til now that there even was a camera - Sam's taste is extremely distracting, okay - so he hasn't had time to decide if he likes that idea or not. "Huh."

Sam looks at him very earnestly, with his wide eyes and flushed pink cheeks and swollen wet red mouth, and Dean does not have enough of himself functioning at a level where he can see all of that and pay attention to actual words.

He opens his eyes and scowls when Sam pokes him in the forehead. He was just trying to pay better attention.

"Dean! Listen! Look. We have to get out of here. It's really important. Because this is really dumb, probably, but also like - amazing and really fucking hot and I pretty much am gonna last about another five seconds of making out with you before I will be sucking your dick. I seriously mean it, it's like, right now I am just thinking, Dean's dick, on a loop, it's like, I am gonna start hallucinating it if you don't let me get it in my mouth--"

Dean revises his opinion of drunk Sam from entertaining to the best thing ever and - making sure to enunciate extremely carefully - says "Fuck. The. Cameras."

(and den dey done sex.)

[checkthemargins.livejournal.com]

"Oh my god, Dean, I know. I know! I wasn't freaking out! Oh my god!" --- emphatic!Sam is the best of all Sams. True Story.

You are amazing and this is so nnnkdlsjg and aksdjgkajsg and Sam hallucinating Dean's cock in his mouth and Dean's cock actually in his mouth and gnar gnar gnar gnar gnar.

[runedgirl.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha, Dean's dick, on a loop..... drunk Sam is definitely the best thing ever :)

[xarixian.livejournal.com]

Hee, awesome. Loving drunk Sam.
And I laughed a lot at the brackets ending :P

[de-nugis.livejournal.com]

Entertaining indignant drunk Sam is the best kind. And hallucinating Dean's dick is the best hallucination.

[afattribble.livejournal.com]

OOOOMG drunk!Sam is soooo funny and earnest and also "Dean's dick, on a loop" *dies*

[glovered.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwww! I love Sam being super optimistic!

and also: Dean revises his opinion of drunk Sam from entertaining to the best thing ever

:') Best comment meme ever.

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

omg, indignant!Sam is the BEST EVER.

[oddishly.livejournal.com]

INDIGNANT!EARNEST!SAAAAAAAAAAM ♥♥♥

also Dean's dick, on a loop oh my GOD that is some crazy awesome imagery.

[meesasometimes.livejournal.com]

that's right boys, cameras are a GOOD thing!

[deirdre-c.livejournal.com]

it's like, right now I am just thinking, Dean's dick, on a loop,

Ha. JOIN THE CLUB, SAM. :D :D :D

You are more happy-making than puppies riding unicorns.

[heard_the_owl]

This is adorable adorable adorable but still - whenever you mention that Sam is *HIS BROTHER* - my brain just shorts out completely.
HOW DO YOU DO THAT SO PERFECTLY?? My incest kink is so satisfied by you! ♥______♥