7x18 Comment-fic Meme

[glovered]

Hello! lazy_daze and I have decided that the time for comment-fic is now. In this past episode, Sam and Dean get shwasted Dean says, "I miss these talks." However, we do not see said talk on-screen.

AND THUS, THE INCEPTION OF:

Pimp: <a href="http://glovered.livejournal.com/69377.html"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/PU5jY.jpg" border="0"></a> RULES: (you know how this works) 1. Be Nice To Each Other. 2. Prompts should in some way have to do with Sam and Dean drinking together, things covered in this scene, or things they haven't talked about in a while or something? I don't care too much, tbh. 3. Use any and all characters you want! (RPF welcome so long as it pertains to this scene) 4. Art is also welcome, of course. 5. Prompt with abandon and fill things, too!

Fills
Sam forgets how his inhibitions are lowered and really does tell Dean everything Hallucifer used to say, including the lewd comments about Dean. by runedgirl

Sam usually would never agree to let Dean fuck him in a back alley behind a bar but hey, he's drunk and so is Dean and it seems like a really good idea right now. by juice817

This kind of sloppy, wet making out is really good. And, it turns out, Sam is a mouthy, filthy little fucker when he's horny and wasted. by lazy_daze

Sam, Dean, and some drunk baking. I would imagine a lot more of the food would end up on the floor rather than in the oven, though. (first fill) by bertee

Sam, Dean, and some drunk baking. I would imagine a lot more of the food would end up on the floor rather than in the oven, though. (second fill) by glovered

There are a number of reasons they mututally agreed that getting drunk together was a bad idea. But Sam had sort of forgotten the exact kind of bad idea it was until the words 'body shots' came up. by runedgirl

The problem is, when Dean gets drunk he thinks all Sam's ideas are smart. Even when they're really, really not. by de_nugis

"My lips feel numb, Dean. Are your lips numb? Mine are really numb." by afattribble

Sam's big brother knows everything there is to know about anything. Also, he's always right. Also, all his ideas are flawless and need implementing. Immediately. by orbiting_saturn

Sam drunkenly decides it's time to confess that he dug Dean's amulet out of the trash can two years ago after Dean rashly discarded it. by verucasalt123

Sam is an affectionate, grabby, earnest drunk, all big dreams and world peace and "I just...I feel like everyone should just get along, Dean, y'know?" by tiptoe39

Dean goes on a tangent about Castiel's mouth. ...Dean slurs a bit and says something along the lines of "Christ, those fucking lips." by bertee

Filming scenes like this is a real hardship. (rpf?) by novella34

Sam gets climby when he's drunk, and Dean mostly follows him around in a grumpy stumble to make sure he doesn't hurt himself. by akadougal

Dean decides baby bro is old enough to have a beer. He didn't know it would hit him so hard. by obstinatrix

Dean decides to refill his flask with that awesome, and really expensive-looking, booze. He leaves the flask out, forcing ghost!Bobby to witness whatever shenanigans ensue. by salacious_newt

Sam gets all handsy and affectionate when he's drunk. Dean's too drunk to remember why he's not supposed to enjoy that. by lavishsqualor

Sam gets REALLY horny when drunk. It's a problem. by orbiting_saturn

Well isn't this just the prettiest mental picture that ever was! by glovered

drunk!Sam obsesses about Dean's freckles. Dean will have none of it, thank you, his freckles are not cute or pretty or precious, they are rugged and manly. (fill one!) by glovered

drunk!Sam obsesses about Dean's freckles. Dean will have none of it, thank you, his freckles are not cute or pretty or precious, they are rugged and manly. (fill two!) by oddishly

Tell me if I miss any, and have a good day!

Comments

[bertee.livejournal.com]

Dean's lips parted under his, soft and warm and yep, definitely tasting of cherries. The taste of beer and whiskey was there too and Sam slipped his tongue past Dean's lips to taste everything he could. It was unfair that everything tasted better when he licked it from Dean's mouth. There was probably something supernatural at work. They should investigate.

Dean kissed back, licking at Sam's lips and then breaking away to kiss a line up his cheek where the cherry mix had smudged into his skin. It was a little like being cleaned by a cat, except a really hot cat who also happened to be his brother, and Sam decided not to overanalyse how interested his dick was in these proceedings.

He let go off Dean's wrists and used his hands for better purposes, such as grabbing Dean's face and positioning his lips back against Sam's. Given the amount of empties littering the kitchen, the kiss wasn't the most coordinated one they'd ever managed but it hit the spot as Dean licked into his mouth and tugged needily on Sam's bottom lip with his teeth. Reaching down to grab Dean's thighs, Sam groped his ass for a long moment before lifting him up enough to sit on the countertop. Dean's legs parted as easily as ever as Sam grinned triumphantly against his lips as he stepped forward and kissed Dean harder.

Dean groaned, grinding forward against Sam's body as he licked at the corner of Sam's mouth. His dick was hard already, shamelessly tenting the front of the apron, and Sam had enough lingering sobriety to be slightly embarrassed by how much that turned him on.

Like a lot of things in their life, it was best left unexamined, and he slid his hands up Dean's bare thighs while Dean threaded his fingers through his hair and held him in close. Shifting his grip, Sam prepared to lift Dean off the counter and over to the bed -- he was pretty confident he could make it ten steps without any drunken stumbles -- but frowned when Dean started struggling as soon as he was airborne.

He broke away from the kiss in confusion. Dean was not the kind of guy to knowingly turn down dick. "What's up?"

Dean kicked his legs and Sam let him drop back to the ground as he said plaintively, "The pie, Sammy."

"Dean-"

"It'll take two seconds," Dean promised, dashing over to lay some more pastry strips and fix something around the edges and other stuff that Sam wasn't really concentrating on when Dean's pert little ass was right there and waiting for his dick.

Luckily for Sam, it wasn't waiting very long. Slinging the pie in the oven, he slammed the door and leaped happily into Sam's arms, wrapping his legs around his waist easily. Sam stumbled but regained his balance quickly when Dean kissed him on the lips and rocked his hips forward to let his dick bump up against Sam's stomach. "Okay, go."

Even as drunk as he was, that was an order Sam could get behind.

+++

Thirty-five to forty minutes later, Dean climbed off Sam's dick to make sure the pie didn't burn.

Sam made a mental note to talk to Dean about his priorities.

[checkthemargins.livejournal.com]

<3<3<3<3

At least Sam can be secure in the knowledge that the only competition he'll ever really have for Dean's heart is pie. And pie does not have Sam's awesome dick, so it will never win that contest.

Also cherry-flavored kisses. And Dean making the strips for the lattice work on the pie with dough, and Dean in a plaid apron. My favorite part is Dean jumping at Sam and wrapping all around him though. True story. clingwrap!Dean ftw.

[runedgirl.livejournal.com]

Dean....apron....pie....Sam....perfect!

[big-heart-june.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! that's pretty much all I've got now..:D it's late. but this is LOVE.

[de-nugis.livejournal.com]

I am fairly sure that Dean talking about pie and Dean talking about his dick would be scientifically impossible to distinguish.

[ordinaryink.livejournal.com]

Oh my god *___* This was so beyond wonderful. ♥ It's really sad how I forever ship Dean and his cherry pie. But so SO much love and adoration for this. :DDDD <33333333333333333 THANK YOU.

[i-am-the-impala.livejournal.com]

"There was probably something supernatural at work. They should investigate." *gigglesnort*

[glovered.livejournal.com]

Thirty-five to forty minutes later!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This story is awesome.

[afattribble.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaah THE PIIIIIE *rolls around laughing* LOVE this, also thank you so much for the image of Dean in a plaid apron :D

[oddishly.livejournal.com]

THIRTYFIVE TO FORTY MINUTES LATER :D Also --

Like everything else they owned, it was plaid, thick criss-crossing stripes of blue and yellow

Ahahahahahahaha INDEED. This is awesome. Dean and cherry pie is an EXCELLENT combination :D

[lazy-daze.livejournal.com]

PLAID APRON!!!! <3 <3 <3

[meesasometimes.livejournal.com]

Dean is an adorable little baker isn't he?
I'll replay this in my mind tonight while I make dinner.

[deirdre-c.livejournal.com]

*laughing so hard*

You are A WONDER!!!

[angelicfoodcake.livejournal.com]

*dies with laughter*
This was perfect!

[saltandburnboys.livejournal.com]

Awesome as always. Loved the last line!

Thanks for sharing.

xxxx

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but I had a hard time getting past the wonderful fact that Dean has a PLAID apron! And then the killer last 2 lines made me crack up big time LOL!! ♥

[simonejester.livejournal.com]

BEST PWP IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.

And this:

"Dean, please tell me you aren't making a pie so you can try to have sex with it. Because if that's on the cards, I want to be somewhere that is not here."

immediately brought my brain back to this:




(which might even be considered accurate considering what the boys do and don't even get paid for, and the only actual military person you see in SPN dies at the end of S2 so it's not like the actual military is going after demons and shit...)

[callistosh65.livejournal.com]

Fabulous! Dean and pie *and* sex.. ::happy sigh::