7x18 Comment-fic Meme

[glovered]

Hello! lazy_daze and I have decided that the time for comment-fic is now. In this past episode, Sam and Dean get shwasted Dean says, "I miss these talks." However, we do not see said talk on-screen.

AND THUS, THE INCEPTION OF:

Pimp: <a href="http://glovered.livejournal.com/69377.html"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/PU5jY.jpg" border="0"></a> RULES: (you know how this works) 1. Be Nice To Each Other. 2. Prompts should in some way have to do with Sam and Dean drinking together, things covered in this scene, or things they haven't talked about in a while or something? I don't care too much, tbh. 3. Use any and all characters you want! (RPF welcome so long as it pertains to this scene) 4. Art is also welcome, of course. 5. Prompt with abandon and fill things, too!

Fills
Sam forgets how his inhibitions are lowered and really does tell Dean everything Hallucifer used to say, including the lewd comments about Dean. by runedgirl

Sam usually would never agree to let Dean fuck him in a back alley behind a bar but hey, he's drunk and so is Dean and it seems like a really good idea right now. by juice817

This kind of sloppy, wet making out is really good. And, it turns out, Sam is a mouthy, filthy little fucker when he's horny and wasted. by lazy_daze

Sam, Dean, and some drunk baking. I would imagine a lot more of the food would end up on the floor rather than in the oven, though. (first fill) by bertee

Sam, Dean, and some drunk baking. I would imagine a lot more of the food would end up on the floor rather than in the oven, though. (second fill) by glovered

There are a number of reasons they mututally agreed that getting drunk together was a bad idea. But Sam had sort of forgotten the exact kind of bad idea it was until the words 'body shots' came up. by runedgirl

The problem is, when Dean gets drunk he thinks all Sam's ideas are smart. Even when they're really, really not. by de_nugis

"My lips feel numb, Dean. Are your lips numb? Mine are really numb." by afattribble

Sam's big brother knows everything there is to know about anything. Also, he's always right. Also, all his ideas are flawless and need implementing. Immediately. by orbiting_saturn

Sam drunkenly decides it's time to confess that he dug Dean's amulet out of the trash can two years ago after Dean rashly discarded it. by verucasalt123

Sam is an affectionate, grabby, earnest drunk, all big dreams and world peace and "I just...I feel like everyone should just get along, Dean, y'know?" by tiptoe39

Dean goes on a tangent about Castiel's mouth. ...Dean slurs a bit and says something along the lines of "Christ, those fucking lips." by bertee

Filming scenes like this is a real hardship. (rpf?) by novella34

Sam gets climby when he's drunk, and Dean mostly follows him around in a grumpy stumble to make sure he doesn't hurt himself. by akadougal

Dean decides baby bro is old enough to have a beer. He didn't know it would hit him so hard. by obstinatrix

Dean decides to refill his flask with that awesome, and really expensive-looking, booze. He leaves the flask out, forcing ghost!Bobby to witness whatever shenanigans ensue. by salacious_newt

Sam gets all handsy and affectionate when he's drunk. Dean's too drunk to remember why he's not supposed to enjoy that. by lavishsqualor

Sam gets REALLY horny when drunk. It's a problem. by orbiting_saturn

Well isn't this just the prettiest mental picture that ever was! by glovered

drunk!Sam obsesses about Dean's freckles. Dean will have none of it, thank you, his freckles are not cute or pretty or precious, they are rugged and manly. (fill one!) by glovered

drunk!Sam obsesses about Dean's freckles. Dean will have none of it, thank you, his freckles are not cute or pretty or precious, they are rugged and manly. (fill two!) by oddishly

Tell me if I miss any, and have a good day!

Comments

[runedgirl.livejournal.com]

Sam was tilting a little, pounding a hand on the table for emphasis and nearly knocking over the mostly empty whiskey bottle. “Never stopped talking, the bastard. You’re a freak Sam, you’re a -- a bom-aboma-bominayyy--

“shunnn,” Dean finished for him, grabbing the whiskey so it didn’t fall. He polished it off just to be on the safe side.

“Yesssss!” Sam hissed, “That’s it, he called me a – a that!”

“Sam,” Dean said, “Lucifer’s a bitch, and a jerk, and a – and a liar – and besides, he’s not here, man, it’s just you and me. And a lotta good booze. Drink up.”

Sam fumbled a hand across the desk for another half empty bottle and took a swig. The room tilted and rippled a little, then Dean’s face swam into view, way too close. His mouth was all whiskey-wet and his eyes were the same glossy green as the bottle in Sam’s hand.

“Cocksucker lips,” Sam blurted, staring. Dean sat up and leaned back too quickly and almost fell off his chair.

“Huh?” he said eloquently.

Sam waved his hand impatiently in the direction of Dean’s mouth. “Luciffff – Lucy,” he said in explanation.

“Lucifer had cocksucker lips?” Dean screwed up his face in distaste when he said it.

Sam snorted, beer spraying across the table in fine little droplets. “No silly,” he laughed, “Not him – you.”

Dean’s eyes widened impossibly. “The devil thinks I have cocksucker lips?”

Sam snorted again. This time beer came out his nose. “Nooooo,” he said, and just like that the laugh turned to the saddest most plaintive whine Dean had ever heard. “It was meeeee,” he said mournfully, rubbing at his eyes like he was barely holding back the tears.

“The devil thinks you have cocksucker lips?” Dean stared hard at Sam’s mouth. He’d always thought it was pretty – pink and wide and expressive. Everything about Sam was pretty. He'd always thought that too, probably more than he should have. Sam probably would be good at that, come to think of it.

Sam shook his head, an expression of such tragedy on his face that it looked comical. Dean bit his lip so he wouldn’t laugh.

“No, Dean, this is serious,” Sam said seriously.

Dean schooled his face into what he hoped was serious. It looked more like a grimace.

“You have cocksucker lips,” Sam said gravely, pronouncing it as though it were a terminal diagnosis.

Dean unconsciously licked his lower lip. Sam tracked the movement. Dean did it again.

Sam threw his hands up dramatically, his voice desperately, tragically, loudly angst-ridden. “He knew it, Dean – he knew everything! Every day it was, Sam Sam Sam, you naughty boy you, lu – lushing – lussssss --- wanting your own brother, thinkin’ about his cocksucker lips wrapped around your –

[runedgirl.livejournal.com]

“Woah, woah,” Dean sputtered, jumping off his chair so fast he lost his balance and ended up sitting half on top of Sam. “I think I got the picture, but that’s just the devil fucking with you, Sam.”

Sam wrapped impossibly long arms around his brother to steady them both, still shaking his head forcefully. “Noooooo,” he moaned theatrically, gripping Dean harder as his head-shaking made him even more dizzy than the alcohol already had, “It was true, Dean, OHMYGOD DEAN IT WAS ALL TRUE!”

Sam was practically shouting now, his eyes wide and shocked and horrified. “You DO have cocksucking lips, Dean, and I’ve always wanted –

Dean slapped a hand over Sam’s open mouth. Sam’s lips were slick and wet and hot against his palm, and Sam’s arms were tight around his back and Sam’s dick was hard against his ass where Dean was sitting on his – wait, what?

Dean leaned back far enough to meet Sam’s ridiculously wide eyes. “You – you’re serious?” he managed.

Sam nodded vigorously; Dean’s hand was still over his mouth. Tentatively, Dean slid the tip of his finger between Sam’s lips. Sam’s eyes widened even more. Then his warm wet tongue licked around it. Dean’s breath caught; he slipped it in farther, and Sam’s hips shifted beneath him.

“Sam, shit,” Dean said, and twisted to get his legs spread over Sam’s lap, nearly falling on the floor. When he sat back down he was straddling Sam’s hips, Sam’s prominent hard-on nestled in the crack of his ass. “So Lucifer was telling the truth – about this one thing?”

Sam nodded and sucked on his finger, and Dean felt it in his dick. He yanked his finger out and replaced it with his mouth, both of them groaning loudly into the sloppy kiss.

Later, after they’d killed the alcohol monster and Dean had proved Sam’s hypothesis about his lips correct and Sam had proved Dean’s suspicions about Sam’s equally correct, they stumbled to the other bed, still grinning stupidly.

“You gonna remember this in the morning?” Dean worried, curling himself around Sam with a proprietary arm around his chest.

Sam pulled Dean’s arm tighter, fingers clasped over his brother’s. “Absolutely. And I won’t need the devil to remind me.”

[de-nugis.livejournal.com]

OMG, loud, angsty, drunk Sam! Dean trying to be serious! And thinking that Sam is pretty!

It is true, Sam and Dean. You are both very pretty.

[runedgirl.livejournal.com]

SO true :)

[afattribble.livejournal.com]

OMG dying of laughter here!!!! (also? Hot!)

[runedgirl.livejournal.com]

I swear, these boys are hot even when they're ridiculous :)

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

omg, you and finger sucking. you are SO responsible for me finding that sexy now. ♥

[runedgirl.livejournal.com]

Ummm.....sorry? *lies*

[oddishly.livejournal.com]

Oh I am SO CHARMED. Sam! Dean! LAST LINE :D

[runedgirl.livejournal.com]

I am thrilled to have charmed you ;)

[meesasometimes.livejournal.com]

always knew that Lucifer would be good for something...other than his comic timing that is!

[runedgirl.livejournal.com]

He does have that, doesn't he? But this is a much better use :)

[deirdre-c.livejournal.com]

YAY! Awesome. :) :) :)

[runedgirl.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. I have a soft spot for snarky Lucifer.

[cordelia-gray.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOO, this is SERIOUS! Yes, Sam, your feelings about your brother's lips are very serious indeed :) ♥

[runedgirl.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. Serious lip feelings are serious :)

[heard_the_owl]

“Noooooo,” he moaned theatrically, gripping Dean harder as his head-shaking made him even more dizzy than the alcohol already had, “It was true, Dean, OHMYGOD DEAN IT WAS ALL TRUE!”

I almost died.
That image of Sam! XDDDDDDDD!!
THANK YOU FOR THAT.
AND ALSO FOR ALL OF THE HOT THAT FOLLOWED.

[runedgirl.livejournal.com]

For some reason, I can just picture drunk!Sam like that. LOL. Glad you got a kick out of it too :)

[samantha890.livejournal.com]

“Lucifer had cocksucker lips?” Dean screwed up his face in distaste when he said it.

*giggles* This was such a cute mental picture! I could picture all of this in my head, as disturbing as it sounds! :D

[runedgirl.livejournal.com]

Truly disturbing -- but I'm so glad! Hehe

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

That's truly hilarious, and I'm glad in the interests of realism that they had to wait a while to perform and test out their new discovery in their drunken state!

[runedgirl.livejournal.com]

Inserting some realism into a fic about Winchesters and Lucifer is no mean feat, lemme tell ya. LOL

[lazy-daze.livejournal.com]

OMG! I read this when it came in my comment notifs and failed to reply. AH! This was amazing OMG drunk wailing Sammy is the best everrrr, "OHMYGOD DEAN IT WAS ALL TRUE!" <3, thank you!