7x18 Comment-fic Meme

[glovered]

Hello! lazy_daze and I have decided that the time for comment-fic is now. In this past episode, Sam and Dean get shwasted Dean says, "I miss these talks." However, we do not see said talk on-screen.

AND THUS, THE INCEPTION OF:

Pimp: <a href="http://glovered.livejournal.com/69377.html"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/PU5jY.jpg" border="0"></a> RULES: (you know how this works) 1. Be Nice To Each Other. 2. Prompts should in some way have to do with Sam and Dean drinking together, things covered in this scene, or things they haven't talked about in a while or something? I don't care too much, tbh. 3. Use any and all characters you want! (RPF welcome so long as it pertains to this scene) 4. Art is also welcome, of course. 5. Prompt with abandon and fill things, too!

Fills
Sam forgets how his inhibitions are lowered and really does tell Dean everything Hallucifer used to say, including the lewd comments about Dean. by runedgirl

Sam usually would never agree to let Dean fuck him in a back alley behind a bar but hey, he's drunk and so is Dean and it seems like a really good idea right now. by juice817

This kind of sloppy, wet making out is really good. And, it turns out, Sam is a mouthy, filthy little fucker when he's horny and wasted. by lazy_daze

Sam, Dean, and some drunk baking. I would imagine a lot more of the food would end up on the floor rather than in the oven, though. (first fill) by bertee

Sam, Dean, and some drunk baking. I would imagine a lot more of the food would end up on the floor rather than in the oven, though. (second fill) by glovered

There are a number of reasons they mututally agreed that getting drunk together was a bad idea. But Sam had sort of forgotten the exact kind of bad idea it was until the words 'body shots' came up. by runedgirl

The problem is, when Dean gets drunk he thinks all Sam's ideas are smart. Even when they're really, really not. by de_nugis

"My lips feel numb, Dean. Are your lips numb? Mine are really numb." by afattribble

Sam's big brother knows everything there is to know about anything. Also, he's always right. Also, all his ideas are flawless and need implementing. Immediately. by orbiting_saturn

Sam drunkenly decides it's time to confess that he dug Dean's amulet out of the trash can two years ago after Dean rashly discarded it. by verucasalt123

Sam is an affectionate, grabby, earnest drunk, all big dreams and world peace and "I just...I feel like everyone should just get along, Dean, y'know?" by tiptoe39

Dean goes on a tangent about Castiel's mouth. ...Dean slurs a bit and says something along the lines of "Christ, those fucking lips." by bertee

Filming scenes like this is a real hardship. (rpf?) by novella34

Sam gets climby when he's drunk, and Dean mostly follows him around in a grumpy stumble to make sure he doesn't hurt himself. by akadougal

Dean decides baby bro is old enough to have a beer. He didn't know it would hit him so hard. by obstinatrix

Dean decides to refill his flask with that awesome, and really expensive-looking, booze. He leaves the flask out, forcing ghost!Bobby to witness whatever shenanigans ensue. by salacious_newt

Sam gets all handsy and affectionate when he's drunk. Dean's too drunk to remember why he's not supposed to enjoy that. by lavishsqualor

Sam gets REALLY horny when drunk. It's a problem. by orbiting_saturn

Well isn't this just the prettiest mental picture that ever was! by glovered

drunk!Sam obsesses about Dean's freckles. Dean will have none of it, thank you, his freckles are not cute or pretty or precious, they are rugged and manly. (fill one!) by glovered

drunk!Sam obsesses about Dean's freckles. Dean will have none of it, thank you, his freckles are not cute or pretty or precious, they are rugged and manly. (fill two!) by oddishly

Tell me if I miss any, and have a good day!

Comments

My apple pie girl (2/3)

[glovered.livejournal.com]

Either way, Garth snaps out of it when Dean gets a finger on the picture, and takes a step away to examine it again. He frowns. Dean feels the old dread. He knows Sam's changed over a decade, but not that much, not enough that the person in question is unrecognizable as Sam. It's a full-body shot, in profile. Not too clear, but not too fuzzy. Sam's got little pigtails in his hair, done with pink, ball hair ties Dean bought him as a joke for his eighteenth birthday, and he is leaning back against the car like some novice, flat-chested hooker in a deep purple V-neck. Dean's baby and his baby.

“So,” says Garth. “This girl. You guys the real thing?”

“Gimme that.”

Dean grabs for the picture but Garth holds it out of his way. “Ah ah ah—“ he smiles. “Something tells me, you don't do bonding too often. Just spill. Just you and me, buddy.”

“You're right.”

“Ha!”

“No,” Dean rolls his eyes. “You're right that I don't wanna talk about it.”

“Not good enough, bro. And imagine if she heard you now, not able to admit it.”

Dean feels somewhat cowed. Sam doesn't really give a shit about this stuff, but Dean occasionally wants to give him nice things, like hair ties or a public declaration, out of earshot of course.

“Okay, all right,” he says. “We're the real deal.”

“Aw!”

“Shut up.” Dean gets the picture this time, and experiences an alarming level of panic when there's some tug, and he thinks it might rip. But it doesn't tear, it's survived this long. He wedges it back in place, behind his fake coffee stamp card. He shoves his wallet back in his pocket, as deep as it will go. Never leaving it out again.

“Now that wasn't so hard,” Garth says. “You gotta open up. Feel okay about this. This job might mess you up for life if you let it. You start to get all secretive about everything, and it's easy to feel like your whole life is shameful. And believe me, chicks do not want you to be ashamed of them.”

“Look, Garth. I appreciate it, I really do. And you're a great guy. Great hunter, even— clumsy, yet surprisingly effective.”

“Thank you.”

“But I don't do this.” He gestures between them. “I don't talk about— Well, I just don't do heart to hearts.”

“Not even with Sam?”

Dean's smile is all chagrin. “Well that's a different story.”

My apple pie girl (3/3)

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Behind him, the door opens, then slams. Dean puts an arm over the chair back to look. Sam is looming there in the doorway, in a suit and looking snappy. He always did dress up nice.

“Agent,” Dean nods.

“Oh my—” Garth says.

Dean sends him a bland look. “Garth and I were just talking girls, weren't we, Garth?”

Garth says, “Sure....”

Sam snorts, like the idea is completely laughable, which Dean could resent. Instead, he watches Sam take off his suit jacket, then unbutton his shirt and fold it as he steps over to their bags. Dean watches him bend over.

Garth watches him watching, until Sam says, “Miss me or something?”

“Miss you? I'm not a girl, dude.”

Garth says, “Okay then!” with an edge of something in his voice. “You know, how about you two go get a Crème brûlée, and leave me to my hot tub.”

“Really?” Sam says. “Crème brûlée? It's ten at night.”

“It's the little things,” Garth tells him.

Dean stands. “Come on Sam, don't deny a man his pleasure. Date with the hot tub, don't judge.”

“Consider them both dates, then.” Garth has a look in his eye that he means business, like he'll keep talking if Dean doesn't beat it.

“Fine,” Dean says.

They step out, Sam in a t-shirt and pulling on a pink flannel over it. He looks at Dean as he buttons and asks, “What's his problem?”

Dean shrugs. “Drowning his sorrows.”

Sam throws an arm around his shoulders and tugs Dean to him. Dean suffers a kiss to the cheek but swoons against Sam's side rather shamelessly.

[roque-clasique.livejournal.com]

♥ ♥ ♥

GARTH KNOWSSSSSSS

AND HE DON'T CARE

LOVE IT

[glovered.livejournal.com]

I wanted to write Garth, but without the hokey music they have been playing in s6&7, so like, it sounds dumb maybe, but now that I've written him I love him as a character.

[orbiting-saturn.livejournal.com]

Awwwww! Dean swooning shamelessly! Me likey. :)

Love your Garth-voice, very IC. This made me grin the whole way through.

[glovered.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad it came off as IC to you! And that it made you grin! And I imagine if it was established relationship, they'd be pretty shameless by now. :3

[pinkwithoutplot.livejournal.com]

Confession time! I was trying to comment on another fic - not actually promt - but I'm so glad I'm a dumbass made the mistake because this is AWESOME :D I could hug Garth right now. And a little bit of cross-dressing UNF <3

[glovered.livejournal.com]

No, I know! It, uh, happens to be my favorite hobby, writing fills for orphaned comments. ♥ Thank you for such an inspiring accidental prompt!

[oddishly.livejournal.com]

THIS IS A PERFECT STORY. Dean feels somewhat cowed. Sam doesn't really give a shit about this stuff, but Dean occasionally wants to give him nice things, like hair ties or a public declaration, out of earshot of course. YESSSSSSSSSSS.

Also. Shameless swooning. Dean, you little hussy ♥____♥

[glovered.livejournal.com]

:D :D :D I think I'm like, addicted or something.

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

n;awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[glovered.livejournal.com]

le sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[meesasometimes.livejournal.com]

twins and the CIA ...XD

[glovered.livejournal.com]

I bet his girlfriend is a total badass!

Re: My apple pie girl (3/3)

[lazy-daze.livejournal.com]

LSDJGKLJ HAHAH OH MY GOD.

[glovered.livejournal.com]

:333333333333333333333

[blackrabbit42.livejournal.com]

I'm supposed to be working, but keep getting sucked into reading these awesome fills. They just make me happy. I think this is the first fic I've read with Garth in it, and yeah... he looks good on paper!

:)

[glovered.livejournal.com]

oh man, thank you for commenting so I could come back and think about this! I wrote Garth into this fic so I'd make myself like him, and it absolutely worked. <3333333333333 I love this meme!