7x18 Comment-fic Meme

[glovered]

Hello! lazy_daze and I have decided that the time for comment-fic is now. In this past episode, Sam and Dean get shwasted Dean says, "I miss these talks." However, we do not see said talk on-screen.

AND THUS, THE INCEPTION OF:

Pimp: <a href="http://glovered.livejournal.com/69377.html"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/PU5jY.jpg" border="0"></a> RULES: (you know how this works) 1. Be Nice To Each Other. 2. Prompts should in some way have to do with Sam and Dean drinking together, things covered in this scene, or things they haven't talked about in a while or something? I don't care too much, tbh. 3. Use any and all characters you want! (RPF welcome so long as it pertains to this scene) 4. Art is also welcome, of course. 5. Prompt with abandon and fill things, too!

Fills
Sam forgets how his inhibitions are lowered and really does tell Dean everything Hallucifer used to say, including the lewd comments about Dean. by runedgirl

Sam usually would never agree to let Dean fuck him in a back alley behind a bar but hey, he's drunk and so is Dean and it seems like a really good idea right now. by juice817

This kind of sloppy, wet making out is really good. And, it turns out, Sam is a mouthy, filthy little fucker when he's horny and wasted. by lazy_daze

Sam, Dean, and some drunk baking. I would imagine a lot more of the food would end up on the floor rather than in the oven, though. (first fill) by bertee

Sam, Dean, and some drunk baking. I would imagine a lot more of the food would end up on the floor rather than in the oven, though. (second fill) by glovered

There are a number of reasons they mututally agreed that getting drunk together was a bad idea. But Sam had sort of forgotten the exact kind of bad idea it was until the words 'body shots' came up. by runedgirl

The problem is, when Dean gets drunk he thinks all Sam's ideas are smart. Even when they're really, really not. by de_nugis

"My lips feel numb, Dean. Are your lips numb? Mine are really numb." by afattribble

Sam's big brother knows everything there is to know about anything. Also, he's always right. Also, all his ideas are flawless and need implementing. Immediately. by orbiting_saturn

Sam drunkenly decides it's time to confess that he dug Dean's amulet out of the trash can two years ago after Dean rashly discarded it. by verucasalt123

Sam is an affectionate, grabby, earnest drunk, all big dreams and world peace and "I just...I feel like everyone should just get along, Dean, y'know?" by tiptoe39

Dean goes on a tangent about Castiel's mouth. ...Dean slurs a bit and says something along the lines of "Christ, those fucking lips." by bertee

Filming scenes like this is a real hardship. (rpf?) by novella34

Sam gets climby when he's drunk, and Dean mostly follows him around in a grumpy stumble to make sure he doesn't hurt himself. by akadougal

Dean decides baby bro is old enough to have a beer. He didn't know it would hit him so hard. by obstinatrix

Dean decides to refill his flask with that awesome, and really expensive-looking, booze. He leaves the flask out, forcing ghost!Bobby to witness whatever shenanigans ensue. by salacious_newt

Sam gets all handsy and affectionate when he's drunk. Dean's too drunk to remember why he's not supposed to enjoy that. by lavishsqualor

Sam gets REALLY horny when drunk. It's a problem. by orbiting_saturn

Well isn't this just the prettiest mental picture that ever was! by glovered

drunk!Sam obsesses about Dean's freckles. Dean will have none of it, thank you, his freckles are not cute or pretty or precious, they are rugged and manly. (fill one!) by glovered

drunk!Sam obsesses about Dean's freckles. Dean will have none of it, thank you, his freckles are not cute or pretty or precious, they are rugged and manly. (fill two!) by oddishly

Tell me if I miss any, and have a good day!

Comments

Good morning, I love you (2/2)

[glovered.livejournal.com]

Dean shakes his head and goes over to Sam. He sits on the bed opposite so their knees brush.

He says, "Get your other shoe off."

"You know, you have—" And when Dean looks up, Sam reaches across to take Dean's face in his hands. Dean lets him. His palms are warm. Dean closes his eyes letting Sam run his fingers over his jaw, then opens them to Sam saying, "You have so many freckles."

"Shut up." Dean shrugs him away. He's been drinking too, this can't go anywhere good.

"No, I mean. It's like," Sam seems to be searching for a word, frowning as he idly pulls off his other shoe. "It's like, super cute or something."

Dean will have none of it, thank you. His freckles are not cute or pretty or whatever, they are rugged and manly. He waits until Sam gets his jacket off to lift the covers for him.

"Ok," he says. "Get under here."

Sam gets in and yawns and says, "Really, really precious."

"Ok. We're done here. I'm on the unfortunate duty of waking your ass up every hour to make sure you don't actually have a concussion."

"Concussion pershmushin," Sam tells his pillow.

"Right."

Sam rolls onto his front like he always does, and drops off to sleep. Dean wants to touch him, smooth a hand down his back, but instead he gets up to grab a tumbler and the whiskey. Sam is his end of the world, his favorite thing. It's like one of those funny lines that no one treats as funny. He thinks about it and kicks his shoes off and returns to the bed.

He sits in the sheets next to Sam who's snoring, gets the pillows propped well behind him, and pours a few inches. In the tipping glass, he sees the reflection of two people who try to do their very best, before he dims the light.

[oddishly.livejournal.com]

THE WHOLE LAST LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINES ;_______________;

[glovered.livejournal.com]

Inspired by that list I sent you! I like, didn't know those were things I loved until I read them and then I realized ohmygod etc etc.

[checkthemargins.livejournal.com]

You are too amazing to be real!!! Sam and freckles! Dean and Sam! And also whisky! And lightweight!Garth! I love this all so much. Those last two paragraphs are fantastic.

[glovered.livejournal.com]

:D :D

[glovered.livejournal.com]

Also, sorry it was slightly morose. They love each other and that is what matters.

[lavishsqualor.livejournal.com]

Concussion pershmushin. My new favorite line ever.

No for reals, though, as the two previous ladies have stated: THOSE LAST PARAGRAPHS. DDDDD: Especially the v last line. SSSSSSSS. Why does you do this to meeeee. =gorgeous

[glovered.livejournal.com]

I have used "concussion pershmushin" in a different fic about medieval times, and thought I should self-plagiarize, because the sentiment is still the same, after hundreds of years.

[lyryk.livejournal.com]

Sam is his end of the world, his favorite thing. It's like one of those funny lines that no one treats as funny.

That's just lovely. ♥ And Garth, ahahahaha.

(Here via oddishly's post)

[glovered.livejournal.com]

It is a borrowed sentiment that I completely fell in love with. I feel like so much of the beauty of this show is seeing how ridiculous their lives are and it's not funny, really it's not, but they're kind of like, "Really???"

[lyryk.livejournal.com]

Yay for borrowed sentiments that you fall in love with! I'm always doing that. It's ridic how much I relate to their absurd lives; I actually could not get into the show when it first aired, but now I'm all omg yes, it's just like that, haha.

Re: Good morning, I love you (2/2)

[rivkat.livejournal.com]

Oh, boys! I wish Dean saw that somewhere other than in the alcohol.

[glovered.livejournal.com]

Awww ;;;;;;;;;;

[salty-catfish.livejournal.com]

yes dean they aaaare